obnum
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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The Katdashians
Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML
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lincolnkite 6
Kewl story bro.
lalala1896 6
Your've got yourself a keeper ;)
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rokolodo 10
Run and don't look back, young Padawan.
blueknight1st 26
"Because poor literacy is kewl."
DazedSiren 5
Run.
cetlawizard 15
I've heard that in some states there is a limit on how many cats/dogs a person can have....sounds like she's 10 over the limit...either way- all that urine produces a chemical vapor that is harmful to everyone...she needs mental help, not a boyfriend who's willing to die with her as a result of all the poison in the air from that much cat urine...call your local humane society & ask what to do & if they can do something about this.
Captain_Flappers 7
Run...
Nudibranch 2
I own 22 cats myself. And 12 dogs. They were all rescues, most with physiological and behavioral problems who couldn't possibly be adopted otherwise. Also, I'm a vet, so I assure you all they're healthy, clean and the place is cleaned thoroughly daily. We're not aware of OP's girlfriend's situation, so we shouldn't go around assuming she's a hoarder and the place is filthy just because lots of animals live there.
TheKillerWalrus 10
Each cat is the result of a break up. It started out with one cat. Then two. Then three...Then seventeen.
ninjaCow18 11
The kewl katz klub
Special_Psycho 8
OH MY GOSH! She's part of the Kitty Krew on Newgrounds!
mfranzen 6
Run man. Run and never go back.