Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
London, Canada
The judge has made his ruling
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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kitkatmeOw 8
Looks like you're not getting any pussy.
blondie1208 17
If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.
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Wheredidgrungego 12
I can live without a girlfriend. I cannot live without my cat. Things just wouldn't be the same if my cat turned on me. Take anything, just not that cat.
unknown_user5566 27
12- Your bio says you're a man-*****, so you not needing a girlfriend makes perfect sense.
laden_swallow09 35
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." Goes for cats, too
idreamfilthy 3
Wait... What's your cat doing at her place? And if you lived together your bed would be your bed... If you've got your cat living with her, no wonder it's pissed at you!
unknown_user5566 27
13- I've brought my dogs with me to visit people before. Maybe that's what OP did? If he spends a lot of time at his girlfriend's house, it would be reasonable to assume he brings the cat along sometimes.
laurenlovesjb 20
Maybe the OP and his girlfriend live together, and he referred to the cat as "his" because maybe the cat originally belonged to him. That's just my assumption.
unknown_user5566 27
37- I think the confusion stems from OP saying "her" bed, instead of "our" bed.
yoursucklives 36
the fml didn't say that the cat sat on her bed, but the cat sat next to her ON the bed
troubledkitty 3
Wow, I hope she mainly cares for the cat.
ICastillo 25
See cats are assholes and are traders. If you had a dog he would have stayed by your side, they're very loyal to their owners.
gangstamittenz 5
What do cats trade? Catnip? Treats? Good grass for puking? The word you wanted is traitor.
Corrupt_waffles 13
That's not true. When my boyfriend ****** up big time on something and I was angry, his husky looked him dead in the eyes with an expression similar to, "What the **** did you do?!" His husky then came up to me, sat on my lap, and did not let my boyfriend come up to me until he apologized.
majorjeneral 0
Actually my last cat was a day trader. He made tons of money at it. He never paid his rent and was always getting nipped up. So yes, he was a trader and an asshole.
gracehi 33
From what I've heard, dogs usually stick up for the perceived victim. My uncle told me about a time he and my aunt were wrestling on their bed. Well, I guess their German Shepherd thought he was hurting her, because he leaped between them and started growling at my uncle and wouldn't let him get near his wife. I guess the same goes for cats too!
ICastillo 25
Alright #40 I put the wrong word. Doesn't mean you have to be a douche bag about it.
bioprof77 1
That's what I call the double pussy veto.
sajupt 17
******* do gang up buddy...
dead247 13
They also sync up.
unknown_user5566 27
Is your cat not familiar with the term "Bros before Hoes"? You may need to remind him of the man codes, OP. :)
sugarshane007 20
Cat's have no allegiance, they only support those currently serving them. Tough lesson, now get a dog.
vbmg152 19
Dogs are more loyal!
Eelam_star 2
******* unite