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The judge has made his ruling

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

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Looks like you're not getting any pussy.

If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.

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She is your "girlfriend" and she has her own bed at your place? -WTF?

#57- Maybe they live together? My boyfriend and I live together. It's seriously not that strange.

Where does it say that it's the girlfriend's bed..?

Never fight with your girlfriend in front of your cat. Next time settle your argument with your cat first. :)

How did the cat yell and argue your point, and why did it suddenly switch sides?

Reading comprehension. For your sake and ours, use it.

He's only joking, #74. I laughed anyway.

I can't be faulted for reading it exactly as written. This site is so full of dangling participles, I may as well have fun with them instead of just getting annoyed.

Wow there's some pretty stupid people in here.... clearly they live together, and share a bed, hence the use of 'the bed'.

I consider that very not loyal but what can you expect from those up themselves cats. Get a dog they stick by you even when your in the wrong.

robbie1985 2

Cat is a traitor

Awe :(

Im telling you, animals can sense things!

Lol sounds like my cat ;P

So you are a lesbian couple? How very modern! psst! Dudes have dogs.