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Excalibur6669 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Parlin, United States

The Final Countdown

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

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You don't need an invite if the party is at your house

well to be fair she probably saw your username.

I masturbated

kick her out she can't throw a.party at YOUR house and expect YOU to leave

The **** your not invited, that's your house too and you March right into the party with a mission!

When you don't get invited to the party in your own house; that's when you know your life sucks. FYL OP

this happened to me too

Crashing doesn't seem very hard