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Excalibur6669 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Parlin, United States

The Final Countdown

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

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When OP said "not invited" I think that means his sister actually said "you can't come".

Go find your own fun

My siblings never invite me, I'm just there. I do spend most of it in my room, but sometimes I come down to say hello. My brother did kick me out of the house two years running for his birthday party though, and both times one of his mates passed out and threw up in my bed :/

go anyway. slap that bitch

It's your house, what does she expect you to do? Stay in your room? F*ck that!

Just join anyways, what is she going to do? It's New Years, have fun:)

YDI for having a sister

Invite some of your own friends over and do what you want. I mean, if she is paying for all the food and booze, then you should probably get your own food. But other than that? Do as you like.

sabotage it. pull every prank in the book. fart bomb the bathroom, spike the punch with laxatives, hide the tv remote, eggs in shoes, pull the house breaker 30sec to midnight. I'm sure u can think of more. Make it a new years to remember. :D

Show up anyway and crash the party.