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Excalibur6669 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Parlin, United States

The Final Countdown

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML

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You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

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Seriously, I don't get how that's possible you live there so walk around as you please.

Lock her out.

Crash it and tell embarrassing stories about your sister. Friends love to hear embarrassing stories from siblings; trust me, I have twenty-two years experience of being a sibling xD.

New year's party without her for sure.

Why would you need to be invited to a party at your own house?

If you had said "brother" instead of sister, then I think "Shut up, Meg", would have been obligatory.

No formal invite needed. Enjoying the party. She can't do anything about it.

Well that's rude.

It's implied that you're invited because it's your house

Maybe OP isn't invited because they go by the name "Excalibur6669"