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Laura This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

The dress is lit

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML

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Never mind the fact that the OP was actually trying to do something nice for someone, yet all you can do is focus on the fact that she was smoking. In my experience, those who are excessively dogmatic turn out to be the biggest hypocrites.

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Random0Ryan 0

don't get mad get nicotine

maybe that will help you quit?

smoking kills ?(:

should have falcon punched him

*** u gross smoker

I like how every fml involving smoking gets spanned with YDI, I think you people should get over it and let smokers smoke.

thank you! I was waiting on someone to say that!

rescue fail! ydi for smoking op. gross

Picking your nose is far more disgusting and EVERYBODY does that when nobody's watching :) How about not washing your hands before eating, after using the bathroom etc, or what about biting your fingernails? Do you pet your dog? Know they lick their balls about 8x a day on average? Calm the f*** down please.

This is fake. a cigarette can't light anything on fire.