Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had surgery done to fix an ingrown toenail. When the doctor started cutting the nail, my toe wasn't entirely numb. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I went in for surgery. All my life, my biggest fear has been that the anesthesia would paralyze me, but not actually put me to sleep. The doctors assured me the chances of that are almost none. You can probably guess how my surgery went. FML
Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML
Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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bengermin 5
ALWAYS go for the big drugs.
harkdog 0
Ouch. When I had my surgery on my hand, they gave me too much anesthetic, I passed out for like six hours man.
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Comments (129)
ritsuka415 6
ouch :X
Tektite 14
....Then what happened.. he noticed and knocked you out right? Derp
ThatPerson123 0
I woke up while getting my tonsils removed/: I could feel it all...
ryan_sykes13 0
ouch could you at least speak?
NickAdenhart34 3
why didn't you yell to wait
LizzJizz 16
Oh my god, that's ****** brutal D:
Tolerate 4
lolol I know how you feel. got surgery on my foot and they put a local anesthetic. I felt the blade slice. I always opt for being put under nowadays x.x
wrmagee291 0
That's totally your fault. You should've known that you should've gone under completely. You deserved it.
osteobabe 13
I had carpal tunnel release surgery on my hand and a similar thing happened, so I have literally felt OP's pain! Oh and about local anaesthetics; they present less risk than a general anaesthetic and reduce the hospital stay. It also enabled me to watch my surgery :)
Lillebrune 7
How could it possibly be his fault?! That sucks man. I dont know what it means getting local. English is my second language. But it sounds so painfull. Can't you sue them?
HailsMM 0
I'd never do local!!
rachel_potter 13
should have gone for the big drugs :D at least it was only one cut in your finger though lol