Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor in the grocery store. Instead of falling gracefully or quickly, I windmilled my arms for a few seconds while making direct eye contact with a toddler who looked genuinely impressed. I didn’t fall, but still… FML
Today, I was at a grocery store when I slipped on a puddle of water. I tried to catch my balance, grabbed a shelf, and instead took down an entire display of chocolate boxes. People rushed over to help, albeit while smirking, and a kid yelled, “Do it again!” FML
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Keyman1212 14
Your fall could be incredibly profitable if you sue everyone indiscriminately.
jowho 0
I woulda ran up to you and yelled "SAFE". Then I woulda helped you up.
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Comments (165)
EthanQHarris 3
This FML reminds me if something my family would do. There so sarcastic....but I am too. I probably would of said that if I was friends with you haha
alliwannadoishav 0
Dump him now.
tigermilz 1
LAW SUIT
cb1209 2
A slip and fall in a store like that should get u around $50,000. Out of court
annamonicq 0
Sue!
Devoo 7
Anybody remember that episode of Spongebob when Plankton sued Mr. Krabs for slipping and not having a Wet Floor sign?
alcoman 4
Sue der ass!!
soccer4life20 9
Ahh the people of walmart. :) smh smh
vbmg152 19
I disagree with almost everyone here!! Make them pay your medical bills and if you're outta work, they should pay your lost wages! It's not a chance to get rich but you shouldn't lose money because of their negligence!!!
dangerranger93 0
I smell lawsuit