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Thanks, privatisation!

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

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Go inside the bathroom and lock the door. Make the trip inconvenient for everyone else too.

Monikabug 9

And no man offered you his seat? MONSTERS! I have a hard time imagining EVERY seat being full, did you just stay in one car for the full seven hours and didn't grab a seat when people got off at various stops? Seems a bit fishy to me.

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tbonea1990 0

just chill at the bar

It seems childish, to me, for you to describe a guard informing you that you are not permitted to sit in the corridor as "yelling".

Been there, done that.

wow thats expensivr as! i live in australia and i only paid 15 dollars for a two hourn train ride which i had a sest and no ome next to me as well as there being a toiley drink taps ect and the seats were amazing! they were do comfy! anyways your train must suck fyl :(