Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8
Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier. Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult. I hate everything today.
NJXD 0
marry me...
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Comments (62)
Evan2297 0
I love how the words all mean the same thing, but get significantly less formal as they progress.
cassijack 0
well maybe you should stop being a bitch
hhonneysett 0
To day I was with a group of friends walking to my new girl friends house to meet her for the first time. One of me friends accross the street picked a roten gwava and softly throw it to me I saw my girlfriend was looking so I tryed to hit him with it but he caught it and hit my in the face I was sticky and smelled like shit for the rest of the day and got told to walk at the back for the rest of the day.
Argueta 0
**** them they just hating.....
momony_fml 0
congratulations !!!!
Kraken_NOR 2
Det er slik det går med nordlendinger.
Heretique_fml 6
synd jeg ikke er nordlending, da ;b
smarter_than_you 0
thats the ONLY way to be!
naedangerdavey 0
Well then you probably are! Your life sucks and YDI
naedangerdavey 0
More like **** anyone's life who's ever had to speak to you.
Fmylife107 5
People call me that too. Just ignore it! Your probably not like that anyways!