Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8
Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier. Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult. I hate everything today.
NJXD 0
marry me...
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Comments (62)
dt520 4
if they feel that way in norway dont expect americans to feel bad for ya
Hotness1 0
Actually I think this describes A LOT of American people. Im not from America but it seems like everyone here is kinda selfish, just my opinion though :)
Angi95 3
I'm American and I mean I'm not saying she is a bad person but if more than one person is saying it sometimes it's true either that or they are all jealous. But yeah Americans are selfish that's because we are spoon feed everything through the educational system it pissed me off.
Jimboom 12
YDI for being a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. But at least you are commanding. And lets be honest, there are a lot worse things to be than that.
dc295 3
nice lol :D
llamatrauma 5
instead of "quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch," you could've just said "woman."
cameront777 0
makes sense to me
crazyin321 0
Ouuuch!
IStoleTheCookies 16
what do you call a man who makes bad jokes about women? single.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Rofl 18 truer words have never been spoken.
tona01 16
yes because the woman wouldn't let the man say the joke, you see therefore it fits the description
veritoswty6 14
#43 agree ^_^ single without a doubt!
Troll1 0
i call em lyk I see em
thepirate19 3
try being nicer
rattusrattus 19
In response to all these 'evaluations', 'learning objectives', and other similar bulls***: We need to get politicians, civil servants and administrators some cheap, deadeyed hookers and expensive cocaine. They obviously don't have enough to do if they come up with that crap.
Frickmetinajenks 0
Lol @ llama. Could be worse. But try not to be a bitch, and people won't call you a bitch.
d_nied86 0
let me guess you were probably in a class with a majority of males? i had to do a group project where i was the only girl and they evaluated me as "bossy" because i stepped up and took a leadership position. i don't mind though...my bf loves when im bossy ;)
aback 5
Used correctly, those are assets. Make it work for you.
Honziie 1
being "uncommitted" is an asset?
tona01 16
yes uncomitted is the leading asset of politicians