Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time. Their justification for giving me up for adoption was that I wasn't conceived at the ideal time for them. Apparently, the ideal time was six months after the adoption, when they conceived the first of my two brothers. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandparents for the first time, since my dad was never in my life and my mom wouldn’t talk about him. According to them, I have at least 28 other siblings from him, and who knows how many that haven’t come forward. No wonder my mom always hated him. FML
Today, I'm 36 years-old, living with my parents, in debt. My mom always wants to solve my problems by giving me money, which she later claims as "borrowed", so now I'm highly in debt with the bank… and her. FML
Today, I tried to confront my parents with the fact that they're almost certainly going to outlive me unless I radically change my lifestyle, and that I needed their assistance to help me stay on track. I only realized after my impassioned speech that they were ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
Today, after going to my friend's house for the first time and seeing how their parents treat them, I realized that I’ve never once experienced parental love in my entire life. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MELKOZAR 27
They owe you 29 years.
Roythetickler 21
Forget them you have your adopted parents
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (162)
rydersmomma16 21
Hey you can't help how by how You look but just know the one thing kind those assholes did was give you up.so at least you had an opportunity at a good up bringing. F them.
SammyLea 4
This is why I am scared to meet me biological father. What if he is an asshole or worse.? I don't know what to do
KimplicatedWreck 13
I accidentally downvoted you. Sorry. I meant an upvote?
brennanking73195 1
don't give them squat
serenatis23 13
sorry to hear that!! At least your adoptive parents are there for you!
loverlyfleece 10
It's okay op, you have an entire FML family that will treat you right!
thatonetribute 31
I'm really sorry, OP. Besides, you have your real family that loves you.
thatonedude55 8
You're better off with them not being your caregivers. If you ask me, you got lucky that you ended up in a decent home away from them.
seriouslygrowup 11
strive to be better and pass that onto your own kids. be glad your adoptive parents took you (if you had adoptive parents)
PizzaElHutt 7
They just won the Scumbag Parents of The Year Award.