Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
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Top comments
Tht_one_crazyj 0
**** her don't invite her to urs
Lightzeaka 0
The nice thoughtful ones are always screwed, arent they?
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Comments (65)
jostyle2764 0
you deserved it
wisher40 0
wow...that sucks
nathan41222 0
You should def get a molotov cocktail and light their office on fire! :) (This message has been approved)!
gabrieloch 0
the birthday guy is petty to not invite u.
aardvarkish 17
this theme is getting old
Namenlos_fml 20
If someone tells you to keep their birthday on the down-low, ****** do it! I hate it when people think, "awww that person wants attention, I'm gonna plan a surprise party!" Maybe this lack of respect is the personality trait responsible for you not being invited to the bigger party.
saranottelling 7
wrong reply
CheshireHalli 19
Umm, where does it say that she told people? I just see that she got them a small cake and a card. WTF are you talking about?
kroms001_fml 0
I can only wonder what the backstory is to this tale... what did you do (who did you do?) to make your entire office hate you? with stories like this - methinks YDI because of lack of background info.
ujonesy 0
he's that guy in the group of friends that nobody likes. it's pretty shitty to find out like that.
RRShea 0
Yeah, really suspicious lack of background info what with that 300 character limit and all. Give me a break.
markisfml 0
if I were u I would just eat the cake :) then next time it's someone bday I would bring cake , and just eat it yourself haha
roxiefab 0
don't worry about it. what comes around will eventually roll around twice!!
kevtheloser 0
That's sad. At least be proud of the gesture you made, even though you're surrounded by douches.