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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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wolf pussy :-)

OH MY GOD! WIN. LOL, furball! Your mom's funny...

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KingJamesIII 0

your mom likes fur burgers x)

Ya but that doesn't matter she's not the one who has to eat it.

Hahahahahahaha lol xD

you need Jesus

purplemnm 9

well it does keep it warm, no one likes a cold pussy.

That's just weird! One thing for your dad to ask her, but you! why should you really care about what your mom's downstairs looks like. if that's how you like your woman one thing, but him to have you ask her, just wrong! tell your dad to just buy her a waxing, so that he isn't having to go through the forest to find the gold!

XxKeLs3yxX 0

#17 well no one likes a hairy pussy either.

purplemnm 9

someone should invent a pussy cozy then.

they did, it's called panties

purplemnm 9

pfft panties don't frikin work...you need a knitted wool cozy

purple, what're you? 12? you're stupid for those comments. grow up. op, that really does suck... I wouldn't want to know my parents still have sex and especially wouldn't want to know my mom has a hairy muff... D:

purplemnm 9

I'm 16, and **** you

act 16. you're such a child.

purplemnm 9

act 69 and **** off

at least 69 is higher than your IQ.

purplemnm 9

fail, come back when you can flip better shit than Elmo

purple ur mad ugly

OP I know how you feel, my parents talk about any and every thing in front of me. My mom would have called it a bush though... eww.. F Our L.

kkballenger09 0

yeah cold pussy suck :p

ROTFL!! thats too funny! FYL

:( FYL that's so creepy!

itziawarner85 0

Hahahaha!!!

PsychoMerk 0

Rofl xD you're mom is ******* awesome! n brazilians hurt like a bitch D:

you look very familiar I swear there is a girl that looks exactly like you in brea

seriously is your name Emily or something

Monikabug 9

Brazilians do hurt, but it is definitely worth it.

PsychoMerk 0

O.o owie.

yep they do..... but we get used to it. :P

volleyballx3 2

hahah ewww! that's grosssss,