Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
Wow that really sucks OP. :c He's the one who hurt you, but you get put in jail. I'd tell the cops how he is towards you.
TheHeavyOne 15
Generally the best idea is to not burn bridges but I guess it's a little late for that advice.
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Comments (59)
EvilLittleMan 23
What a sorry piece of miserable shit. Move on OP to greater things.
heyheynow 12
What a douche!
jonahwalzer 12
Wow that really sucks:/ sorry op, i cant imagine having a dad like that
MidnaLink 35
And this is why working for parents, especially abusive ones, is a bad idea!
kumarina 35
I do agree your father is kind of an ass, but you don't resolve something abusive with an abusive response, there is always consecuenses for your actions....
monnanon 14
i disagree. abusers are bullies and as long as you are scared they will continue. fight back and fight back hard. show them to be the cowardly little douche you always knew they were.
blackonblight 33
Yeah that doesn't work. The idea that bullies will back down if challenged is only true in specific cases, it's not something you can use as a rule. The same is true for the 'they want attention, ignore them and they'll stop' lecture kids get. Only true in some cases. Also the "bullies have been bullied themselves" any of these might be true but you cannot know when you are the victim so they are not useful tips.
uktwo 8
Filling a false police report is a crime.
rudeb0y 3
Lol YDI for being one of those no hopers who has to work with the fam business. how about getting a real job.
Orchard 33
@rudeb0y, your name says it all. You don't know anything about OP or his situation, and assuming those types of things about someone just makes you look bitter and sad
CelticReverie 5
This is horrible. I cannot understand humans sometimes.
Empoleon123 6
Can't he be arrested for child abuse? Arrest that mofo
Ksweety_fml 27
Damn... but that's good you stood up for yourself.