acnebutt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Teenage kicks
Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML
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kaos928 3
Well if you ever washed your ass you probably would have felt it.
bossov_ballerina 0
Um... Ew? How didn't you realize it before?
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kaos928 3
Well if you ever washed your ass you probably would have felt it.
LiveLaughFML 10
as long as you're not sexually active, you don't have to worry about anyone seeing that stuff. i recommend proactive, neutrogena, ect..ect..
worldcupcheer17 0
at least you know now rather then later if you know what I mean..
genesisnirvana 11
Get some proactive.
flockz 20
uck?
Iamnotmyself 17
Ok, don't move, call a doctor. Assne is no laughing matter bro!
Keyman1212 14
Ask a blind person to read it (; it's an awesomely ****** up prank!
Squirrelx 5
24- How would you know?! O_o
Keyman1212 14
Gee 29, I don't know?
zniltiaC 19
My thoughts exact.
Finn_the_human 5
Connect the dots? =]
bullrider92 19
wash that booty.
gbreck 0
It could be worse, you could have horrible acne IN your ass... lol but all jokes aside, wash your ass for God's sake.
Ashelizabethh 8
does anyone else find it hilarious that this persons name is acnebutt?
stwelgo 0
was that an "inside" joke? lmao
dukefan302 4
Well just make sure when in bed never to show your girlfriend ( or hooker) your ass
SW500 13
Applying toothpaste can work. It'll feel pretty odd though...
Rawr100 0
assne
charlotte100 2
It's etc. Js.
shybear15 0
If you sit down, do you pop your pimples??? Blechhh!
superguppy19 3
Those products cause you to age faster
bossov_ballerina 0
Um... Ew? How didn't you realize it before?
overthelimit 3
now we know OP never checks themself out in the mirror unless its by accident >_>
bizarre_ftw 22
i'm sorry but how much time do you spend staring at your ass and checking it for imperfections?
overthelimit 3
i dont stare at my ass but its not like i dont know what it looks like :P
gojira666 7
U cant tell me u wouldnt feel acne on ur ass....
Seannyboy27 1
Gross
charvisioku 22
83: So I guess you might have acne on your arse as well and be none the wiser. You don't need to stand there staring at it to know what it looks like... I know what every inch of my body looks like, and I don't just stand staring in the mirror. I find it downright weird that anybody would have such little knowledge of their own body that they'd be unaware of ******* acne. Good god. They must never wash properly for a start...
WCARlover 35
Proactiv that stuff!
Iheartfunny 1
Wow I didnt know you could use it there if they had said that then I would have bought 10 cases of that shit. Do it OP because its all ready to late for me and the thousands of others who never got the chance to put proactive on thier ass.
iAintEvenMad 0
18- That's why they call it proactiv BODYWASH.
Squirrelx 5
PimpButt
hailphire130 0
Wa"zit" anywhere else?
flockz 20
op, dont be a pus. put some cream on your ass before your chance of getting laid gets popped.
hailphire130 0
Trying to out-pun me?
flockz 20
dont test me boy or i might bring down a "hail" of "phire" on your ass.
flockz 20
oh and by the way, your sister knows how to give one great *******. sorry it wasnt one, it was around 130 ********.
hailphire130 0
Dude that second one was uncalled for. My sister is 11, pedobear. Also, it's not very hard to make puns out of my username. Make one related to the FML and I shall be impressed.
flockz 20
sorry for "greasing" you bro. in my attempt to be punny, i just crushed you in a "mass outbreak" of puns that "blemished" your spirits. next time i will try to remember that even my puns can have "flaws".
hailphire130 0
That was "spot"-on, bro. "Butt" try not to be such an "ass" next time. You usually "crack" me up. I'm sorry if that post "inflamed" my temper too much. I may have been a little "rash."
flockz 20
due to your in"sight"ful comments and "reflections" on my puns, i have turned "red" from embarassment for the har"ass"ment of your sister. and i must say, anyone who usually "cracks" up at my jokes are always a "pimp-le" in my book.
sxe_beast 11
I like carrots.
flockz 20
thanks for being the "root" to the end of our fun.
flockz 20
wait are carrots even roots? hahaha im really just pulling puns out of my ass at this point.
hailphire130 0
Yeah, I know right. "Orange" you tired of making puns? It's exhausting. I'm starting not to "care-rot" what i use as a pun.
ihasbrains 10
This is why I love to read the comments on FML.
sxe_beast 11
******** are awesome.
jaff23 11
At least it isn't on your face.
scotch 4
I'd much rather have them on my face. assne is very unattractive.
yomommma 6
Maybe it is.
2ndSucks 15
They have proactive body wash for that. But I guess you won't be getting lucky doggy style for awhile.
jaybray08 4
It's called Herpes.
silvercamaro 22
^ not really. That comment is called stupidity.
hello_jules 8
Lol
btnhdude 0
jaybray got owned by a 10 year old. owned.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Correction 14 year whose profile is trying to pick up a girl Sadness ensues for jaybray
ImmortalRiot 1
Its called, "you're a dumbass"
Midrash 5
Avoid doggy style and you'll have nothing to worry about
flockz 20
pop.
alpaquette91 9
It helps to scrub your butt when you are in the shower FYI
thrAsHeRr9081 16
You can have a clogged pore anywhere you have skin.