Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.
HaloR 0
Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss
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Comments (228)
borkchop1992 15
You gotta go when you gotta go
RadPenny 6
Some friend you have :/ these are guys who make other guys look bad.
KeyboardWarrior 10
For using the bathroom whilst talking on the phone? Don't act like you've never done it.
cherry26272627 6
14 got thumbed down, the reply to 14 got thumbed down, my comment will probably get buried...make up your mind people!
guitargoddess89 3
Ohhh. So the best friend even though he was using the bathroom but was nice enough to listen to this girl talk about her problems is a jerk and makes other guys look like jerks. Not the boyfriend who cheated on her. Ok I think I got it.
laupow89 4
So he had to pee? It's a natural function. Don't get all pissy.
apbunome1 0
At least they went havin sex.
apbunome1 0
Wernt*
btnhdude 0
Double fail. Nice try though.
silentbutfunny 0
It was a try, but a "nice try" is going a little overboard, eh?
apbunome1 0
Well i missread the fml and legalize crystal meth is from a show
kristenleanne09 4
My best friend does that all the time, she calls me to vent while on the crapper.
perdix 31
He was having a pissing contest with your boyfriend. Someone needs to explain to him that it is just a metaphor.
EG14_fml 8
He's a dude. You actually think he wants to hear this stuff?
silentbutfunny 0
Im a dude, and honestly i like to listen to people vent. As long as im not in the drama or what-not
EG14_fml 8
Well not every guy is like you. I didnt mean to say all guys were like that, I was just sayin that there are alot of them dont want to listen to a girls drama with their ex. Didnt mean to stereotype guys or anythin
silentbutfunny 0
When you started off with "hes a dude." you really did stereotype instantly
EG14_fml 8
I feel your takin this too seriously…
russianmartini 2
Ok and?
BrysGirl27 14
Haha ew wow disgusting:/...I'm sorry:(
socoprincess 5
He had to take a piss...why is that a problem?