Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML
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every1luvsboners 11
When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.
HaloR 0
Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss
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Comments (228)
Ins_Knie 2
Get a girl for a best friend. Stop whining when the guy friend thing doesn't work. It never does.
teyyoshi 19
You know when we pee ,it is hard to come to a stop.
firemedic919 0
so again like I've said before get under another to get over the other
Fmlsea 28
Nice best friend doesn't really sound like he cared
hewro_failure 11
He doesn't want to hear your problems about your now ex-boyfriend the only reason he listened was because he wants to be more than friends but you stuck him in the friend zone and that's just horrible on your part
LynniePooh 6
Some friend. You need some new people in your life
Jchicas 0
Well if he is straight that means he most likely has wanted to go out with you and doesn't want to hear about the problems you had with your current boyfriend (ex-boyfriend). Thats probably been the case for a while. YDI op except the cheating part that sucks and i feel for you.
jonegg 0
How the **** is this an FML? Guys don't answer calls from just anyone while taking a piss.
LookOnBrightSide 12
OP is a female.
feisty1 0
Did your boyfriend cheat because he no longer felt close to you because your best friend was some other guy?? I'm confused how your best friend is some other dude.
Pelreskovich 11
Would you have rather he hung up the phone? Seemed like he was trying to be caring by staying on, way to look at everything negatively.