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Supply chain issues

Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML

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Aaah Canada. You make me proud somedays

How could you not notice it never moving...?

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I should mention I drive a Jeep... 14mpg average

fr33m3xican 0

isn't the proper term odometer?

Definitely not. An odometer tells you how many miles the car has.

Dumb Bastard. Can't believe your Canadian. Eh.

YDI for bing a moron,

Lmfao PRICELESS!!@!

yourmurderscenex 13

someone lacks in the common sense department.

Kristoffer 35

In all the time I've driven my Dad's pickup, I've never put a drop of gas in it, and neither has anyone else. Good thing, too. It run on diesel.

Kristoffer 35

I used to have a Chevy Cavalier that could go fifteen days (payday to payday) on half a tank. But that was: 1) a 4-banger coupe, not a pickup truck 2) a 7-block daily commute to and from work My Dad's truck gets decent fuel mileage, around 20 or so. I can go to and from work on about 1/8 of a tank. That's 60 miles on roughly 3 gallons. With both tanks full, I could go two weeks back and forth to work and still have 1/4 of one tank left. Not that I intend to put that theory to the test. Although the numbers are based on the smaller of the two tanks, so I'd have a little more leeway (18g rear tank, 20g front tank). Also, I get better fuel mileage on the way to work than on the way home.

Kre8iveN8ive 0

I've read auto-repair manuals shorter and less informative than that. I started scanning when you broke the pre-algebra barrier...

Im gonna guess your a woman

epic :-D