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Supply chain issues

Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Aaah Canada. You make me proud somedays

How could you not notice it never moving...?

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Wait.. Doesn't mean your car became magically infused with power? Way to catch that.. Learn how to enchant your shit better, go back to Hogwarts!

In the words my younger sister... Um, duh?!

Tricky math problem: If OP can drive 2 weeks on 3/4 tank of gas, how far long can OP drive on 0 tank of gas?

So how far did you have to walk?

well if you own a standard you can actually save a whole lot more gas and make it last pretty long if you know how.

There's still limits

U shoulda believe in your truck then it will magically turn on

The best part of this story is OP's name. I love that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer takes the salesman and car on a test drive and refuses to get gas, seeing how far they can go!

Good you found out the problem before it magically turned off in the middle of no where and you magically disappeared from the face of the earth.

I see your ****. Btw, go away shrooms. We get it, you used to be a stripper, it's only degrading if YOU think it is etc. No offense to you, but you can't win with everyone on the Internet.

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But that's what makes such a battle so much fun......