Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Aren't you supposed to get up anyway?
ChChCharlie 10
LMAO what an awesome old woman :D
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Comments (117)
ayashe 2
You should give up your seat anyway, without having to get the "sad puppy eyes."
juliet96 0
that old lady is mean !! once that happened to me but it was an old man and i didnt know i was sitting in a "please leave for elderly" chair. he poked me with his cane... :) haha
HMTQMadge 1
Bitch slap time nao?
purple91 8
hahahah
yourafail 0
HAHAHA i would probably do that if i was old.. >=)
chippa 24
Your life isn't ******, I would have given her the seat anyway, but that's still really funny! :)
EveryDayJackAss 0
lol if it was me i wouldve punch her right out of the fkin window and took my seat back ^_^...nah i wouldnt...but that would be hilarious.....from a hypothetical point of view
penisface69 17
hahahha she sounds awesome. im so gonna do that when im old!
andrewms 0
Don't worry, the bitch will be dead soon ;)
Procrastinateher 0
Hee hee, I plan on being like that lady when I'm old :D Yeah you were giong to let her sit down anyway, right? Let her play her little game if it entertains her.