Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 5:30 on a Sunday, I noticed my tire had a bubble in it. I found a tire shop 15 minutes away that would be closing at 6pm and made it there in time, but the shop had closed early. I left to try and make it to the next one and had a blow out. FML
Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
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crazy_cat_lady24 0
break glass, pick up phone!
mkmtrumpeter 0
Obviously the guy would've called someone eventually, but it's the ridiculous cruel irony of this that makes it an FML. He's stuck in the middle of nowhere, finds the only auto shop there is, and the number they post to call in an emergency is the phone in the shop, where nobody happens to be because they closed early. FMLs don't have to be unsolvable... I generally find that they're one of those "Oh, come ON" moments that we all have to deal with sometimes.
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Comments (125)
christopherlove 0
Ooh, a cliffhanger! What happened next?
ssnickel 0
Do it yourself? Seriously, it's not hard at all.
amy_shmamy 0
maybe it was a coincidence :D
bmx5S5 0
LOL. =)
amrit459 0
amricains
Hazy_fml 0
#110 I don't know what's funnier: The Irony, or that you resort to a stupid claim like that. Calling all Americans stupid is like saying all Germans are pieces of scum because of what Hitler did. It's completely ridiculous and makes you look like a tool. @OP, That sucks.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
also, great spelling
melchior_fml 0
wtf is wrong with you? do you not keep a spare tire? i'm a woman and i can and have changed my own tires. stop being a wimp.
RyanWolves 0
Spare tire...
jennee123 0
this scene is straight out of a horror movie.
UhSureWhyNot 0
Hahaha I guess you got "screwed." Sorry, I had to do it. I'm going to say FYL for calling an emergency number that was useless, and YDI for not changing the tire yourself. Unless you didn't have the proper tools to do so. And by the way, who unleashed the grammar Nazis? I hate improper grammar and spelling as much as all of you, but suck it up and chill the **** out. Odds are you don't know the majority of these people personally, so why must you all call them out for spelling tire as "tyre" or improperly placing one question mark. Here's looking at you, #52 and #53.
pinkpalla 0
that relly sucks fer uu