Today, I was at work, finishing a presentation for my boss. Five minutes after I presented it to him, his boss walked in and asked for the same presentation I had just given. My boss presented it. His boss then turned to me and asked me, "What use are you around here?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, my boss finally checked the presentation I have been working on for three weeks. She called me into her office, and told me everything was dreadful, and requested me to start from scratch. It's due in half an hour. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I received a company-wide email from my boss, praising a coworker's extra effort at improving our line of business. The coworker's efforts were a direct copy-and-paste of a plan I put together three months ago. No one cared when I gave the presentation. FML
Today, my boss came to my desk and asked me how the work is going, then he just walked away in the middle of me explaining a problem in the project. When I wanted to make an appointment with his secretary, she told me he isn't going to have any time this and next week. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
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Top comments
tyhillman 0
Either take more initiative and take your presentation to the highest level or maybe change companies. It sounds like you're in a dead-end job.
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT for not speaking up. How hard is it to say, "Actually, I did it." If you're passive and just stand there, YOU DESERVE IT!
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Comments (94)
rxxk 0
Ooo, from Iraq.
Merciless 0
am the OP hi ppl I can't believe my fml got selected. I posted it several times last week but it dint get selected then. thx for all the ppl who moderated it. yes ppl we also use fmylife. it's not like we r ppl from cave. cmon guys wat do u think of us. plz change ur attitude of thinking that all middle east ppl r dumb or watever. n y I dint open my mouth wen he was taking the credit for the presentation. coz I was shocked! I dint expect him to lie. nobody would ever openly lie like that.I couldn't even open my mouth at that time. all my friends said I acted stupid. but never mind. experience makes a man perfect. let him try to do that again n I'll show him what I can do to him! Sry I can't answer all the questions but ppl plz don't use abuses on Internet just coz u think nobody is watching u. It only shows how dumb n stupid(though both mean almost same) u r. btw than for the good comments ppl take care
DreamyMia 16
I'm sorry, I agree your life sucks but you should have maned up... And by the way I almost needed a translator for your text so please try not to kill the english language next time you use it, alright?
ogloc 0
Damn you people are so ******* stupid. "OMG, they have computers in IRAQ? It's almost as if they're people!" Seriously, grow a mind.
arienh4 0
Exactly. It's not like they're Americans.
FerrariCake 2
Sounds like you have too many bosses.
cefarix 5
!السلام عليكم ، يا أخي من العراق
haweb 0
That's when you point at your boss and go- "What he just did."
ithedarkone 0
Will you marry me!!! That was so full of win... lmao the best comeback
cefarix 5
I was wondering for the past hour what you meant by "What he just did." I just got it. Awesome. LOL
JonKolbe 0
I totally agree. you look him straight in the eye and thank him fo liking your presentation.
JUDASKISS23 0
This is obv. a lose/lose situation. Although telling him it was your presentation and humiliating your boss probably would have felt badass.
Besozzz 0
well maybe your boss help u presented and told his boss you did it. Maybe your boss got chide because it is badly done and he told his boss you did it?