probablydodgedabullet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Wollongong, Australia
Still better than the Emoji movie
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a text message consisting solely of emoticons. FML
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Welshite 40
:( I'd add more, but that seems most appropriate for this situation.
beautifulbeats26 6
How does that even happen?
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Kataclysm97 32
That's pretty impressive but sorry.
squidgy787 22
While I'm sorry for your pain, my curiosity is beyond aching to see what this looked like. OP, please copy and paste it in a response to this FML!
xxrogerthatxx 19
He won, that's so effin creative! Sorry for your loss tho
CynePhoba 23
Respect for someones feelings is better than 'creativity' so no. He did not "win".
ElricMustang 23
If that ever happens to you, just remember that they win because it was creative.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Lol^^ sorry, guess I'm a little inconsiderate
israelnotjacob 20
Anyone who breaks up via text message is a total coward and not worth the time of day. Your life is actually better now I assure you.
mpsteve137 15
I'd love to see this text.
DalyaTheTurtle 6
:'(
perdix 31
There's an emoticon for a dump truck? Or is it the Emoji smiling pile of shit?
XBurytheCastleX 25
Folly_fml 12
Must've been impressive, and depressing.
AntiPrude 26
What a *******. Be glad you're not associated with the retard anymore.
mein_blut69 15
:( Could've been worse OP. He could've w3 n33d t0 s33 0th3r p0epl3. See always a bright side to everything
RedPillSucks 33
You spelled pe0p13 wrong ;-/
mein_blut69 15
Thank you for missing the point.
JazNim17 18
Or, he could have said "wE nEeD tO sEe OtHeR pEoPlE." That always drove me crazy.