Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML
Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML
Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML
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Top comments
Ethan_Anonymous 28
There's actually ways to deepen your voice, naturally. If you really care that much, I suggest checking them out
bigbrown24 17
FYI there is an option to change how high or low your voice sounds. maybe lower it....quiet a bit.
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Comments (29)
enganerd 17
General Patton had a high-pitched voice and look how much butt he kicked. Don't let your voice be the only thing people remember about you.
CliffyB03 28
One time I got called a Squeaker because I had a higher voice. When I corrected him saying that I was a girl, he said "yeah, whatever, still a squeaker"
kiakia0131 23
I get mistaken for a prepubesent boy all the time when I play Halo 5. I'm a 25 year old girl. Sorry though OP.
Rammer3500 23
Go with it
AviShtap 20
Yeah, I totally get it. My voice is a weird, nasal Russian accent with a few girly words thrown in, and other players ALWAYS comment on how weird my age/gender/appearance probably is. That's why I only talk to say, "Thanks" or "Sorry." :/
Love_L0ST 13
Drink some vodka and scotch that'll put hair on your chest
guesswhatlifesux 14
At least he didn't think you actually were one of the pre-pubescent squeakers
moocowmilk0 19
How old are you?
LilBTheBasedGod 5
SQUEAKER
Lunchy306 8
haha you're a squeaker!