slingshot
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sorry!
Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML
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SleepyHead34 0
ouch lol
austinninja1700 0
smooth
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SleepyHead34 0
ouch lol
far_east 6
haha fluke shot? idk. was salesman pissed or anything?
mshooter 0
I felt the pain from my new iPhone4G by Apple.
A_Khalifa 0
dumbass it's called iPhone4. not 4g or 4gs or whatever your 13 year old ass thinks of it
TheComputerGuy96 16
#8: You won the internets. Although it's iPhone 4, not iPhone4
legonut4 0
now your playing with rubber
jasonraces 0
well, at least he'll know not to b.s. you or he'll get fumbled by rubber bands
legonut6 0
Now you're playing with rubber.
LoganBballin16 0
BOOM Headshot!!!
PieInTheSky24 0
Today, a customer got bored and ended up flicking a rubber band in my face. FML.
mshooter 0
#8 I think you're the whiney 13 year old that gets into a hissy fit because I mistakenly put an extra letter next to the 4. Have fun sleeping tonight knowing this mistake is your biggest accomplishment in your sad and very pathetic life.
omgimdabest 0
I have a 7 inch penis :)
ILovesMahBridge 0
I don't have a penis... I have a tail though......
wafflez333 0
lol mshooter is gay! screw you mshooter!
aholeguy 0
41 thank you that's how I feel about all grammar Nazis though, oh... please correct me guys!
xlostwithoutu 0
Wow. this FML made me laugh so hard Ydi
Dmars444 4
no you don't, go back to sleep
ArentICute 0
Turn around, and glare at another customer.
austinninja1700 0
smooth
oakleyguy 0
Bulls-Eye 10 points!!!
peopleequalshet 10
Nothing says "hurry up", like a rubber band to the face.
FFML_314 12
This is why you shouldn't play with rubber bands! They are serious weapons! FHL, because that hurts.
whcwtexan 0
and how is this a FML? did you at least get kicked out of the store?
A_Khalifa 0
ydi for asking a salesman for help, they have an app for everything !!
wlc23 0
lol!!!
brian15_fml 0
haha in THE FACE
KiwiLime 0
at least you didn't hit him down there..
machiko_fml 0
ahaha. that would have been more funnier as an fml.
ArentICute 0
Well, the face would have hurt more because he was wearing pants and (hopefully) underwear.
Jimothy_FTW 0
Was it a knife silly band?
missysangel 4
ydi! why wud u play around with a rubber band?
JustReina 0
why would u have a picture of miley??!
wisericky 12
she could be one of the girls in the background of the picture
Sonfang 19
Because playing with rubber bands is s favorite pass time of fidgeters...I know being a fidgeter, and sometimes it happens to fly off. Meh OP just apologize it's not like you meant for it to hit the sales associate, s/he should be understanding.
kayleigh_fail 0
Walk it off!