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TrollFeeder 10
if that helps you that's cool.
Ahunya 0
I honestly don't think that it's that bad!?...
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FeedtheBrood 0
ain't nothing wrong with that.
Dagery 0
i do it all the time nothing wrong with it
TheB0a 5
Nothing to be ashamed of.
KylaaKatastrophe 0
.....I give my iPod pep talks when he takes a long time to load. And also myself before I play Call of Duty.... :)
candyapple12345 0
MLIA
lilkim_fml 0
don't worry.. everybody does that somehow! really nothing to be ashamed of:)
SHEEELBYGT500 0
someone's gotta do it
MakaylaMarie17 0
Me too
Ktay311 0
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Binsy 8
I give my boobs pep talks to make em grow. True story.