Some years ago I asked a friend to flirt with my girlfriend in... - FML

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By Gabo_1616 - 09/10/2017 00:12 - Mexico - Garza Garc?a

Some years ago I asked a friend to flirt with my girlfriend in order to know if she was faithful. They've been together for 3 years. They are getting married next month. FML

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JasonThorn 21

Wednesday 11 October 2017 16:25

Making sure I got this right. You decided to test and see if the girl was unfaithful by having someone flirt with her. I get the feeling your friend came clean with her, she realized what a sneaky person you were, and upgraded.

Leeono 26

Thursday 12 October 2017 11:01

Hopefully you will learn from this a grow up. Mature people don't play mind games.

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JasonThorn 21

Wednesday 11 October 2017 16:25

Making sure I got this right. You decided to test and see if the girl was unfaithful by having someone flirt with her. I get the feeling your friend came clean with her, she realized what a sneaky person you were, and upgraded.

Leeono 26

Thursday 12 October 2017 11:01

Hopefully you will learn from this a grow up. Mature people don't play mind games.

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