Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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Top comments
Justboy 0
No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!
cms70 0
Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.
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cel_fml 0
YDI for gossiping. You guys need to find something else to do...
cheesecakes 0
Your mom is a bitch *****
tNa693 0
Hm your mom made a ridiculous statement. There are many girls with small breasts that are sexy! Think about celebrities and models. Many of them are small chested but also sex symbols. I think that the preoccupation with breasts is absurd. I have large breasts and they are really nothing special. If you saw Kate Bosworth in Blue Crush you would know that she was rocking the flat chested look.
mas19 0
hey at least you're not fat.
speak_a_da_truth 0
Does this mean that small penis's are in too?
metheonlyb 17
Well it doesn't matter as long as it is hard enough and the guy is an expert in bed. I mean bigger dicks do look good but you do need to have skills.
Guru_Gal 12
102: Way to say it! 90: Those magazines are the only time you'll see a naked woman. OP: Your mum is a bitch and shouldn't be so "elitist". (Notice the visible, would-be-air-quotes.) Substance over matter.
cucumberfabulous 7
LOL!
xxXChiiXxx 2
I feel your pain, OP. :'(
rip_andie 0
I disagree I know many women that are hot without having to be busty.
badabing94 0
at least I'VE still got a future, you crazy old bat
CrimsonImpact 0
As a man I feel that the way a woman carries her body is way more important than the size of her boobs, but personality is the defining characteristic of what I consider "hot". I don't feel that boob size really matters, but if I had to choose, I would honestly say that I find smaller boobs more attractive. Also, most guys that actually care about boob sizes probably aren't really worth hanging around anyway, since it'd only be for your looks and not for who you are. If you are looking for companionship rather than a one night stand, then you're probably better off.
Dinglenuts 0
That's weird, nobody asked you/ gives a damn.