Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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Top comments
Justboy 0
No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!
cms70 0
Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.
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Comments (145)
toothdecay7758 0
implants ftw
uj_fml 4
not true at all models are totally flat, and yet many people find them hot dont worry about it, decent sizes are in
genius_man16 1
I don't really think many models are hot. Being able to count all your ribs isn't very sexy. However I don't really care about boobs, as long as you got a nice round booty. ;)
Seti_fml 0
I actually prefer women with small boobs (most of the time, there are of course exceptions.) It's really just different preferences people have, so don't get too down about it.
SweetestSin 4
trust me hun your not missing anything anyways i would LOVE to have smaller boobs. No backaches and clothes fit better. Smaller boobs are a good thing, that was plain rude of your mom and there are plenty of hot girls in this worls with a smaller chest size and i am sure your one of them :-)
itsgen 16
that was really nice and im sureee shes hot too lyk really why are brest sizes even important? and ouchh i hope ur back pains go away
lovely997 0
What's wrong with big boobs. You people are stupid.
wink568 0
Nothing, except for health problems in some cases of them being too big. Nothing is wrong with small ones either.
car6435 0
i prefer small or medium. or if she just looks cute. the personality would be the main defining factor. my girl friend. is that and a great personality makes her hotter its basically is a matter of oppinion in these cases. dont worry. u can be not in one guys eyes. but hot in some one elses eyes.
IN5AN3 0
pwned by your mum... harsh.
taraaa_fml 4
yes, because ass isn't made up of fat either.
waterynuggets 0
No, it really isn't.
zargon 1
Keira Knightley. Must I say any more?
dreamsmean 3
agreed. i dont have big boobs but many guys tell me all the time how "hot" i am. lots of people have said it, but the ops mom is a fuckwad
Nightfallz 0
lol want my number :p small boobs are nothing to be ashamed of.