Today, I realised that the only thing that's got fucked since I started university is my sleep cycle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that even though I suffer from insomnia most days, I can sleep within 5 minutes of studying Solid Mechanics, especially when I have an end term the next day. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, it's the second night in a row when I thought, "I really need to catch up on my sleep deficit!" and instead had an even shittier night than the one before. My neighbours just started a party right under my window. FML
Today, I got a complaint that I'm not performing as usual at my work. That's when I realised it was because I now prioritise my sleep and life over staying awake late at night to learn from the offshore team. I used to work during the ungodly hours of 2am to 7am daily and was then a zombie for the whole day. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Today, I'm doing homework but still can't submit it, mainly due to the homework being bombarded more than three times during the week, from eight subjects, all due in three days. I sleep barely two hours a day, still not finishing the work and getting shitty exam marks. I wonder when this cycle of work will end… FML
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, I fucked up my schedule on my final semester so bad I need to take a course from a community college at the same time I'm doing a full-time schedule at my university. This doesn't sound bad, but then the only course I could get into is at the same time as one of my university courses. I can't graduate otherwise. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Welcome to adult life.
Gofuckyourself 24
That honestly shouldn't be a surprise. University isn't easy, especially if you're working at the same time. You gotta find your balance and you'll be fine.
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Comments (10)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Welcome to adult life.
Gofuckyourself 24
That honestly shouldn't be a surprise. University isn't easy, especially if you're working at the same time. You gotta find your balance and you'll be fine.
bloopaloop 27
So that was what, 10 years ago?
RichardPencil 32
Wait until you see what’s going to happen to your debt. You’ll wish your sleep cycle was ****** nearly as much!
ArbiterOfFML 24
Mr Pencil, you sir. Earned my vote.
fde2blknimout 18
You should make up a good sleep cycle too
childlessmother 16
Try raising a family and working full time while going to college
jc1015 25
Yeah cause that’s totally why you’re there...to get ****** 🙄
littl3storm 30
same
kevinwm0 15
That's not true! Thousands of people on campus are getting f***ed on a regular basis. Just not you.