Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a meeting early by slowly backing my chair away from the table. One wheel got stuck, the chair flipped, and I took the loudest fall of my life in total silence. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Smooth move high roller.
_lady_rainicorn_ 2
"trying to be smooth..." *clicks ydi*
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Comments (127)
JessiSlaughter 3
Why is it an fml, that shit happens all the time girls think its funny.
Penguin1942 0
For a start, you were in a computer class.....
SkoomaKi 28
And...? What's wrong with that? We are living in an ever increasing technological world. Computers are very important. Never forget that.
pwnman 33
I don't get how people can be stupid and write this to get their reputation messed. YDI.
unknown_user5566 27
@ 44: The post was submitted by an anonymous user. In order for an individual's reputation to get "messed", as you so eloquently stated, said individual would first have to reveal themseleves, subsequently opening up their reputation to ridicule.
perdix 31
Trying to be smooth by mocking the handicapped? Serves you right.
BarakatsBurrito 7
Either a nasty coincidence or you are in my computer class xD
TheGITP 0
You were as smooth as The North Yungas Road (Road of Death) in Bolivia :)
jcaycesr 0
Yeah I don't see the smoothness. Better luck next try
mercsl65 7
straight up geek squad
VaultDweller106 7
YDI for trying to be someone your not.
bipolar1234 0
well done!