Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a meeting early by slowly backing my chair away from the table. One wheel got stuck, the chair flipped, and I took the loudest fall of my life in total silence. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Smooth move high roller.
_lady_rainicorn_ 2
"trying to be smooth..." *clicks ydi*
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Comments (127)
ICastillo 25
I bet the floor was smooth when you hit it.
rubyliu8420 7
If u were rolling backwards, how'd u land on your face? Btw ydi.
KiddNYC1O 22
Computer class... Computer chair... Ability to roll... Ability to rotate. It's possible.
perdix 31
That's my question, too. Maybe the OP is the one they call Ass Face?
PasstheWhiskey 3
"I did that on purpose!!"
bieberfreak18 0
How did that work out for ya?
EnterSandman_fml 20
Smooth move Exlax.
brigante45 5
Smooth Operator
pman962 4
Nice
hangman161 2
Computer class... Trying to be smooth... Geek
KiddNYC1O 22
Bill Gates says: I'm rich, bitch!
tctheamazing 7
Not really a geeky thing. My school actually requires a computer class for a technology credit to graduate.
False_Stupidity 42
You say geek like its a bad thing...
Trisha_aus 15
Zuckerberg says: I'm CEO, bitch
HairyPunisher 27
This FML had YDI written all over it the second I read the words "messing around" and "trying to be smooth." Yup, you had it coming.
LennyComa 39
See gravity was trying to teach you a lesson since you were trying to avoid the computer class.