Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he sees me I'm alone, I'm pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
Today, my mum came to visit me in the country where I'm studying. We went out, and when she saw a dude eating something she liked the look of, she made me run after him to ask where he bought it. The guy was my ex. FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
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Top comments
cameron6731 13
Who cares? He is your ex
Scotth901 22
That seems ridiculous. You should be proud of who you are, and you should flaunt your happiness in front of him to make him miss you. Way to go OP :)
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Comments (50)
captainsmegma 12
You were ogling that creepy Colonel Sanders.
igg125 30
Just get a bucket of chicken and a case of beer. It'll make you feel better.
fakedsincerity 32
chicken and beer; the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
SecundusSecunda 27
Well, time to make some lifestyle changes, OP. That way next time you wont have to hide
worldclassrager 41
So a simple hello or a complete stranger walking by didn't occur to you?
Sheepies123 6
You're fault for gaining the weight.
allforfun 23
*your
Lefty_Guns 16
I wouldn't judge when you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
Scarylizard1798 23
I mean, staring through the window at KFC is like looking through a window to pure peace and happiness, so good for u xD
twister45 17
agreed!
Witchylady 18
I feel for you!!!!!!
revolvearoundme 15
Totally your fault, though that's not what I voted. It totally sucks you're not comfortable with who you are, and that you think someone else is shallow enough to let that affect you. It really doesn't take as much effort as you think. Just make a couple smarter choices in what you eat(in my case drink booze and sugar water) and fit a small tough work out into your day. Walking won't build muscle that burns fat while you do nothing. Also you could have just said you were banging one of the people that work there and was seeing if he was working.
rhiley 26
you look bomb, op!
skyeyez9 25
You can always lose the excess weight. It will take time, but it isn't permanent. Don't feel bad.