Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
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SweetestSin 4
LMFAO you just provided entertainment for the people who watch the security tapes, I didn't see it in real life but picturing it was enough to make me laugh my ass off - thank you!
Smarty_ 0
I would have kept running anyways thanks to Doctor Who......plastic people are scary.
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Comments (66)
barlessprison 16
LMAO! I feel for you. I can see myself doing this.
lizzzie_fml 0
At least if you totally alone, no one saw! In my house (we're forensic students) we use our dummy for precisely this purpose!
stiles_fml 0
thats what happens when ur from texas
Oopz01596 0
LOL! Now that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! Gona tell my husband bout this one! Thanks for the laugh!
mjrestinpeace21 0
lmao
Colby_Colbert 0
omg, 1 day you'll be a doctor. scary!!!!
fckaduck 0
Haha, aww, I feel really bad for you. That would totally happen to me. FYL, indeed.
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Yeah, you're the type of doctor I'de want operating on me when i get into a terrible accident ._. I reckon I'de rather do it myself.
betsymonty 0
I agree. I want a doctor who's going to stay calm, no matter what. But would I rather operate on myself? No. But point taken.
kingoftheworld 0
Uhhh, she need not necessarily be the doctor who operates. She might be the one who diagnoses, or whatever. : No need to over-analyze(sp?) everything. And D: I'd be scared like heck if that happened to me IMO D:
Kamazar 0
Marbles?
ChrissyRawr 0
indeed
anniesaysbueno 0
hahaha it's ok I would have done the same