fartypants
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Winter Park, United States
Saxophone solo
Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML
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CBOokami 13
Looks like your butt cheeks started the applause for the audience. You must have done an amazing job :)
WellThatWasRude 27
Well, at least the audience will go home with a laugh! I'm sorry, FYL, OP, but one day you'll look back on it and laugh!
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Comments (63)
babygirlprincess 17
sounds like quite the performance
igg125 30
At least they can't smell it from the stage.
Jonkbaby 23
dude why would you do that.
llamaaduckk 19
Since OP posted it on FML I don't think he intended to do that.
Eloxia 7
You could have then said "there will be no second encore" and walked off.
Cebolamole 13
I hope you got a standing ovation!
CreepyPickle 9
The trouser trumpet is generally not considered a musical instrument, however entertaining it might be.
MrZsDad 19
lol
tygerarmy 35
Great encore!
ajs1987 15
I farted in the gym yesterday next to a cute girl. I was really pushing to finish my set and it just shot out, it was loud too, and it smelled rancid.
Mandybruin 15
Great story, bro! Tell it again!
ajs1987 15
I thought it was "cool story bro." At least that's how I remember it from high school.
SookyLala 13
haah thats brilliant.