fartypants
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Winter Park, United States
Saxophone solo
Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML
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CBOokami 13
Looks like your butt cheeks started the applause for the audience. You must have done an amazing job :)
WellThatWasRude 27
Well, at least the audience will go home with a laugh! I'm sorry, FYL, OP, but one day you'll look back on it and laugh!
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Comments (63)
jacob_coryell98 8
thats disgusting hahaha
Fas4wd 13
Why was the microphone behind you?
llamaaduckk 19
The microphone is on top of the piano keys. When he gets up to bow and face the audience, the microphone would be behind him
Silk_Routes 14
u were there ;)
tanziir1 14
Well that must of "blown" away
Dick_diamond 22
First of all, it's "have" not "of". Secondly, dumb comment..
littleking94 14
agreed dumb comment. but dick is a grammar nazi. if he read this he would correct me for using but to start a sentence, and point out how I didn't use capitals. nobody's writing an essay, just leaving a comment. and this isn't to pick on you dick, this is for all grammar nazi's
kangasfwa 20
Shit happens.
Soparot 29
In this case I sure hope not
wanted_2_want 40
It almost did.
CharlesEmersonW 31
Life's awesome moments eh? That sucks but don't let that affect you to much... we all fart... it's a natural bodily function. Granted, the moment was not the best for this to happen but still. Off topic now : Please stop with the lame " That blows " / " That just passed through " and any other lame puns and fart jokes ... it's embarrassing
1stones 8
One, final, touch :')
WOTAN1488 24
I really wish I could have witnessed this.
wakemeupplease 21
nice finish!! lol
brittany310 15
Your username sounds like it could be the title to a spongebob episode.
QXR2 14
You showed them that you can also play a wind instrument.