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fartypants This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Winter Park, United States

Saxophone solo

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Looks like your butt cheeks started the applause for the audience. You must have done an amazing job :)

Well, at least the audience will go home with a laugh! I'm sorry, FYL, OP, but one day you'll look back on it and laugh!

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What a "stinky" situation.

What's with the quotation marks?

He's trying to make you notice his "shitty" pun

trippingonacid... Lmao!

If your performance didn't blow them away then this definitely did, OP!

Hey #43, try less

Get off the stage.

At least it would have made your performance memorable!

Indeed! So few musicians end on that infamous Brown Note anymore!

Well, at least the audience will go home with a laugh! I'm sorry, FYL, OP, but one day you'll look back on it and laugh!

If he can, then he has guts of steel. If I did that, no one in that city would see my face again.

Looks like your butt cheeks started the applause for the audience. You must have done an amazing job :)

OP can really make that ass clap. Big Sean would be proud.

Well that blows

It's okay OP. I'm sure you'll bounce bach from this.

I would have said "And Scene" and slowly walk away...

Well that stinks. Hah. Sorry OP :/

xivoricbutterfly 25

Don't worry Op I'm sure you blew them away.

The mental image I got after reading your comment... Too funny xD

christinamarie17 29

And now for the second movement