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joleezad5 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Nixa, United States

Same joke, different year

Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

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Your dad is awesome!!

I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.

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KiddNYC1O 22

Quite contrary, if he's super excited he'd shit himself!

hope it doesn't turn out to be year round...correct letter on wheel of fortune would be horrible...

drayloon 50

Oh boy, the gymnastics are on!

hudeathbat 1

My dad did tht too!!!!

Don't worry, he'll shit his pants eventually and you'll never have to worry about it again.

No joke?! My dad does the same thing!

Karalela44 15

Haha I moderated this :)

HULK_SMASH_ 7

Seems legit

lemonademixer 7

You have a very mature dad. ;)

I don't think it's a big deal. Shouldnt you be used to your fathers weirdness by now?