joleezad5
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Nixa, United States
Same joke, different year
Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML
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MrLuvinmalife 6
Your dad is awesome!!
sirsquab 12
I first read it as he farts anytime an athlete farts or jumps over and thought, WTF, how does he fart so much.
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loyeah 10
your dad wins
stej1985 3
one can only hope he fails on the follow through. although it would be funnier if he didnt
TheSasmaster 9
Sounds like something my dad would do as well :D
annie_nk 23
I'd like to ssee him try that during synchronized swimming
outoftown 27
Or dressage.
ScarletBloom 14
He has his own farting marathon as well.
MyaaBayyBee 6
Just don't watch it with him . Go to a different room.
VictoriaaGreenn 4
Farts are the funniest things. I wish your dad was my dad haha!
perdix 31
And just how many of these fart noises does he imitate with his mouth, and how many are authentic. Smells like a game of Russian roulette.
br0ccoli 15
I see he's puffing on his rectal cigar. Gross.
krazykat117 4
Omg, that SOOOOO sucks. I would know. My dad and brothers do the same, and I just DIE. That's why I stay away from them...really sorry OP. Good luck..