Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML
Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with polycystic ovaries and confided in my mom, after being told I would have trouble having kids. Five minutes later, I hear the whole family laughing about it downstairs. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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science-teacher 15
Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?
Medieval_Unicorn 24
The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options
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Comments (27)
Veeshanee_fml 6
Don't Patient/Doctor confidentiality and Medical Secret exist anymore ?
v4valour 15
How would he know how you interact with boys?
MoroseMoose 47
Maybe OP's mom is close with her colleagues. The people my mom works with are like family to us.
corky1992 33
Well she could have believed it and gone bat shit crazy on you..be grateful for that.
ssnow_fml 20
Tell your mom you don't have to really interact to have sex.
soullyfe 33
Not sure how you have sex without interaction...
TheNewGuy03 29
...and ladies and gentlemen, that's how the concept of ******* oneself came into being.
kenyrabit 25
#18 you are funny.
interesting33 37
Unless the doctor asked you first it seems unethical to say that without your permission. It also seems like a strange thing to choose when pranking the mother.
orangejubejube 20
That's pretty unprofessional really. Prank or not, doctor-patient confidentiality is a thing (even if it's your mum)
Whydoyouask 11
Pretty sure he wouldn't have said anything if she really did...
orangejubejube 20
Fair, it was a joke and OP was hopefully in on it. But it still seems like a strange prank to pull, especially on someone's mum
tanlewis27 7
Lmfao
BMBBball31 15
Part time mom, full time savage