Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
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blueworld_fml 0
parent fail...
rukusrazor 0
Very observant. Mother of the year award!
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Comments (103)
blouuu_fml 0
@3-12 : You don't have to type everything in caps for us to read it. OP, that sucks. Bet she must've felt so bad!! Hopefully you didn't have anything too important to hand it that morning, and that you got to stay home instead. @11 : In some places now, using your cellphone while driving is illegal. Maybe that's why OP couldn't call.
ChelseaChops 1
What utter BS. Unless your mom has like, dementia (In which case she shouldn't be driving any way) i don't see how the hell this could have happened. And #21, don't be so rude. "Don't have a period". What a sexist comment.
Jessey_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thatrocker 0
doesnt she ever look to the side before she turns a corner? Or if you were supposed to be in the back, doesnt she look behind when she looks in the mirror?
AntiChrist7 0
you're mom is an idiot, so Mendel says that you are probably an idiot too. Also, next time hurry up. YDI
FBIWarning 0
lol your mom is very observant
alalala_fml 0
ahah ur moms soo stupid, how can she not realize? i bet ur making this up!
shanbam 0
Parents make mistakes. My mom was in a bad mood one morning while getting ready to drive my sister and me to school so we were really quiet in the back seat. When she pulled up to her work and reached back to get her bag she realized she had forgotten about taking us to school :) I feel your pain.
KillaKellaz 0
umm....how did your mom not know your not in the car and how did you know she drove all the way to school and realized you weren't there? She couldn't be that stupid and you probably just wrote that to sound cool but in reality she probably just pulled out the driveway before realizing you weren't in the car because most times when you back out, you look behind you...umm *ding ding ding* you weren't there..that def would of been a Red Flag....duhhhh
sdr_fml 0
You mom just sped off while you stood there clueless like an idiot rather than at least trying to chase her down?