Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
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thepirate19 3
wait naked that's how I roll.
perdix 31
If you are alone in a office and soaked, you should have brought a vibrator and had a wild fap-a-thon while you wait for that phone call.
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Comments (56)
Reidar 11
Can't you redirect the call to your cell!?
Bartimaeus 7
It sucks being responsible all the time. But you took one for the team-- while they sat around and played Minesweeper on their computers... lol sorry OP. It builds character I guess. Hang in there.
seabass32 0
huh? this is so confusing... ydi for not knowing how to tell a short story. fyourbosseslife for trusting an idiot like you to take care of things on your own.
jolly12 0
why didn't you have someone bring you clothes?
sweetv 0
forward the call to your cell, dummy!
kekeshayeshaye 4
if you're there alone just be naked
brodieownscancer 0
lol you people need to read the post correctly. he isn't the only one at work? he's the only one in a small office, he's trying to say he's the only one there who has one. OP maybe you should try wording your FML'S a lil better but anyways FYL
Godless26 1
you're not employed are you? if you were you would know the average person goes to work for 8 hours in a normal day, meaning op has to be there for the full 8 hour shift, not just for a phone call...may be a good idea to read the post before you comment next time
mikey0505 0
hope you get a raise
dalefo 0
the happiest moments of me and my girlfriends 2 year long relationship is every good memory contains mcdonalds in it.