Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML
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kaimt 0
Ouch.
Lolrus 0
#2, I believe some ppl vote YDI for the sake of voting YDI... OP, sue them?
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Comments (39)
chapmmel 0
THAT SUCKS! But #10 is right ! ! You'll get everything back and be good :)
ammali 0
Oh man, that sucks... hope you get a good replacement car!
yourpathetic 0
Sue the bitch! tell the judge that car had alot of meaning and ask for more. It wont work, but it never hurts to try. Maybe the driver is a total bitch and u can get puntive damages :)
amirn86 0
Is that how you found out your car had gotten hit? I can imagine someone going and laughing at it before the horror of reality set in
Sam0 0
Your Manager is awesome!
fmlyels 0
ouch , and lol at #4 well you got it on tape anyway, always helpful in court.
BaldOuting 0
man that sucks.
MukyDaCookie 0
Oh man I could totally see that happening to me. I would walk in there and watch the tape like "Ahahah! Poor sucker.." and then not realise it's my car until the end of the day when I'm getting ready to leave.
niqua55 0
that really really sux... but i cant feel bad for you not to be rude or anything but i its not like i know what kind of person you are,,,,, and whoever smashed yur car probably did it on purpose
CStigler 0
brutal.