Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in ages. I went in early, but instead of anyone telling me, they waited for the manager to come and get mad at me because it was supposed to be an online interview. I apologized and we went ahead with the interview, but she seemed disinterested and annoyed. I don’t think I got the job. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
maxisma 1
That is totally your fault.
Jimboom 12
So what? You couldn't keep your eyes open while you waited? YDI X 100
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (64)
nevele11 0
Ugh I had an ex that always used to fall asleep stupidly like that, this FML just makes me want to punch you in the ******* face.
killmeinlove 0
you're a ******* moron ydi
dinotle 0
You're an idiot for falling asleep. Whether the boss was late or not, you should never fall asleep because that shows that you are irresponsible no questions asked. YDI.
awesomenina_fml 0
well at least u werent sleepy when he came and didnt know what u were talking about. bit ur still jobless.
amypr 20
It IS irresponsible to fall asleep while waiting to be interviewed... And yes, it's irresponsible of the interviewer to be late, but he/she has nothing to prove, YOU'RE the one being interviewed. YDI.
Erindub 0
Well OP I hate to break it to ya but the interviewer was right.
crushingpeanuts 0
Who the **** falls asleep waiting to be interviewed? You're a dumbass for not being able to control yourself. Im a manager of a store and there is no way in hell I would hire someone that fell asleep waiting for me. I'm interviewing you.. I can be as late as I want and you deal with it.
Flipflops4ever 0
I can't bliv somebody falling asleep on an interview! Interviewers are sometimes late, it is a workday for them, the previous interview may have gone longer, & sometimes it is to test how the candidates function under stress. U think the interviewer had to wake u up? And what else, bring u coffee too?
silisand_fml 0
If that was me, I would throw you to the ground and pee on you, shouting house on fire, put it out, put it out. Then I'd make you drink anti-freeze until you passed out. When you woke, I'd be gone and you'd have a size 7 poop chute.
TheNewGuy03 29
just remember: the ball is completely in their court. the employer, whether right or wrong, has complete jurisdiction over what to do with you as a potential employee. so it actually doesn't matter if they were 15 minutes or 15 hours late, it's still gonna be your fault. also, if you crash anywhere, do it in a place that isn't conspicuous... >< |the kid|