leelee50
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Raise the mood
Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said, "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
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ifyouonlyknew77 0
You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.
JustAGirl_fml 0
If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.
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Comments (33)
look_its_me 0
couldn't agree more.
PwningLamp1 0
Did you give him one? I'm a guy
fmlwinnn 0
if he's on and off, and that happened, he obviously doesn't love you, it's time to dump him :
IHHC 2
YDI for having a on-off relationship for 8 years
RetardedPelican 0
shut up, anyone can get a boyfriend anytime!
frolick123 0
and off again...
xDex_ 3
oh wow that blows. get it blows?
camera123 0
Well, he IS a guy..
mullisupreme 16
that goes on the contra side-dump him for good!
iamsophie 13
Men!