Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
Be vewy vewy qwuiet. They're humping like bunny wabbits.
revan546 24
Be extra loud. Assert your dominance.
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Comments (45)
born_hustla 26
You guys should just act grown and get your own places together
trucker2 33
Sneak in some random strangers backyard and use their trampoline for crying out loud
mattyiscool123 26
The cycle never ends
Exsequor 14
I take this to mean that you haven't bothered to find yourself a place to live where you don't have to be quiet either, so that's on you just as much as him.
grimmotek 8
If you're not making her scream, you're not doing it right.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Get a real boyfriend
Globrorey 3
Why can't he go to your place? You a teen still living with mom and dad? So then don't give your bf shit about where he loves lives!
yankasocky 7
Sounds like a loser. What kind of adult (18-19+) doesn't have their own place? Whether they're in college or out..it's not that hard to rent a $600/mo apartment.
AdamTodddBrown 11
Whatever. Ain't your kid. **** as hard as you want. She'll learn one day
jvanevery 19
actually the kids just sleep through it otherwise nobody with kids would be having any sex