Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I lost my job because my mom and stepdad forced me to go on our family vacation, even though my time off got rejected. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML
Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML
Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML
Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, I've been feeling like my efforts are never enough. I had 4 exams in one goddamn week, didn't sleep at all for 3 days studying, only to get completely demolished. The teachers put the most complicated problems as if they WANT us to fail. If I fail one class, I'm getting kicked out of my program. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
Why not just tell the truth?
falconjade 19
You have really cool, yet somehow simultaneously overbearing parents
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Comments (72)
PQs_Citizen 3
Obviously your procrastination skills are average if you can't fit it in after the vacation
PrincessCastiel 27
Studying comes first! Don't end up at McDonald's someday...
martin8337 36
McDonald's may be paying over $10.00 an hour before too long.
That_Ginger 18
You act like $10/hour is a lot...
SmuggletheBudgie 15
They pay around 17-18 for an 18 year old where I live...
mikbrooke 25
i've worked at mcdonalds for the past almost six years, and they give you some pretty good training and skills. oh, & i get paid about $20 an hour.
False_Stupidity 42
Damn, McDonalds pays more than my current job?... I so need a change of job.
Mauskau 36
They pay about £5 an hour in the UK, going up to £6.35 an hour. It's not very rewarding to work in McDonald's in the UK.
andits 21
The perks of procrastination. Lol better pack those books along
See_Be_Feel 13
I've been there. My mom wanted to celebrate the end of the semester and the fact that my finals were the only thing i had left. I was so not perpared. But I passed!
Mynamewontfi 40
Speaking from experience, it's often hard work to be a slacker, OP. FYL
leary96 15
Pack your books and study on the beach.
reaxion 25
Procrastination always bites you in the ass hard. YDI but also FYL
garycalgary 5
Wtf just say u can't
Michaelgf 13
Just try to study during vacation when you are relaxing in the hotel room or when your day is done.
caitiebug1119 15
Oh wah, poor you. Having to go on vacation. The horror! It's not like you can bring your textbooks and study on the car/plane ride there and while you're relaxing. Oh wait, you can.