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Poker face

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Look on the bright side... At least the next time you play, there is a very slim chance that you could do anything more retarded XD

Hahahahaha

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alwaysalady 0

Play slots.

no shit!!! lol

thats what you get for mirrored lenses! bitch

btw, people use sunglasses cause you eyes are getting bigger when you are excited about good cards. :)

#8, sunglasses usually tend to intimidate other players. They also can be used to hide how tired you are, and even if you don't show -anything- with your eyes, that doesn't mean that a player won't somehow decide by your eyes to do something. I had a guy who said he called a bluff of mine once, because I looked at the dealer. He sort of failed to notice that the dealer at the time was a beautiful brunette with immense breasts. And, I wasnt actually looking at her, I was looking at the TV behind her. *shrug* If you were showing your cards in your sunglass mirrors, you were totally looking at them wrong. Get ones that are not 100% mirrors, but also that keep other people from seeing your eyes well, and learn how to look at your cards without picking them up three feet off the table, or putting your face on the table.

#18, btw, yes, you can even with the cards down on the table, pick them up so badly that a reflection is visible. I had a player do this at a casino, I was able to tell the color every hand he had, and the exact suit of his cards at least 50% of the time. I picked up a monster pot with nothing off of him, after I re-raised him huge when he tried to bluff a spade flush with two red cards in his hand. :D

HOLLAcaust 0

Oh my God that's hilarious

that happeened to me one time too but i didn't lose that much